Crowded toolboxes due to one tool too many.

A growing number of men living in England have been driven mad by the number of things sitting in their tool boxes that have never been used; many of these unexplained items were bought by well-meaning family and friends, it has emerged.
The number of little tool looking things that are on sale has increased in the last ten years, and many people are not sure why they exist in the first place.
A way around this problem is usually resolved by placing the new tool with all the other WTF tools in the top compartment, just for show.
One man who wishes to remain anonymous said today,“I have bought weird looking tools hoping to raise my profile when I visit any DIY store. I cannot resist the urge to buy the latest little gadget that fits neatly into my tool box.
I can see people are impressed as I put my new tool onto the belt at the check-out. I love the way people who are standing behind me just look in amazement at my latest tool. I have no idea what the tool is and what it is used for, but it looks good in my toolbox.”